Stop the presses. A new world champion crowned. Uh... Well, almost. Okay, house shows like this
aren't quite the spectacle they make Raw and Smackdown, but They're just as entertaining. Titles
probably won't change hands at a non-televised event, but Then again they probably won't change hands
at a televised event unless it's a pay-per-view. So, you wanna know who won the matches huh. Well, I
guess my wity commentary will only hold your attention for so long.
Check out the results to the many, many matches in another ( you guessed it ) MyTake unordered list...
- 6 man tag:
Val Venis, Goldust, and Lance Cade
vs. Lance Storm, Steven Richards, and Mark Jindrak.
winner... Val, Golddust, Lance Cade.
This match was pretty cool tag team action. Like all the matches on the card it was pretty back and forth.
All and all it was cool considering no one did any popular signature moves.
- The Dudley Boys vs. Jamal and Rosey
winner... The Dudleys.
D-von! Get the tables. This was one of the better matches. The Dudleys
pulled it off, and even gave a peice of the table they put they're opponents through to a kid in
the audience. Yes little Jimmy. You can be like the Dudley's and solve problems through cartoon like
ultra violence.
- Spike Dudley & Maven vs. Rodney Mack & Chris Nowinsky ( with Teddy Long )
winner... Rodney Mack & Chris Nowinsky
Alright, I'm not entirely sure I remember who won this match ( which should give you a clue how good it was and make you feel better about not knowing the outcome )
but, I'm pretty sure Chris and Rodney cheated and gained the victory.
- RVD and Kane vs. Le Resistance for the Tag Titles.
winner... Le Resistance.
This was a good match. RVD hit the frog splash and Kane hit the chokeslam ( too bad this was after the match ).
- Fatal Four Way for the Women's Title
winner... Jazz
Molly and Victoria were elimated first
leaving Trish and Jazz to duke it out. Trish hit the Stratusfaction on Victoria but, had no such luck
with Jazz.
- Hurricane vs. Christian for the IC Title
winner... Christian
My Hurrisense is tingling.
Oh wait, thats just the indigestion from those nachos. So ,although I really wanted Hurricane to win,
I understand that Christian's still on the high of his new hair style so whatever.
- Chris Jericho's "Highlight Reel" featuring Stacy Keibler
The most entertaining part of the show that involved no wrestling. Chris started right away with his
crowd insults and was sumarily booed. However the crowd response changed when he announced his guest.
Not only was it my favorite diva, but It also meant no Test ( who was originally supposed to be the guest ).
There was some arguing ( not much interviewing ) when Stacy made an insult prompting Jericho to attack her.
Wouldn't you know it, it was Test to the rescue. Well Stacy ( who did I mention was my favorite diva )
wouldn't leave with Test ( go figure ) and instead left alone after waving to the crowd.
- Scott Steiner vs. Rico
winner... Scott Stiener
Let's face it. Ther is absolutley no
way Rico could beat Big Poppa Pump. I'm not a Scott Stiener fan ( I always liked Ric Stiener more ).
In fact I like him only slightly more than Rico ( which is to say not alot ). But this was an entertaining
match anyway. Not to mention Stacy came out with him ( again go figure ).
- Kevin Nash vs. Triple H
winner... Nash uh HHH uh Ripoff ending.
This is how it breaks down. House shows are great, because They make sure to give everyone what they
want. The good guys always hit they're special moves, They win when it won't effect the storyline, and
someones going through a table. However, in a title match such as this, they can't have the title
change hands and then have the t.v. audience not know what happened. They did find a more creative way
to accomplish this than the usual run in disqualification. You see the ref ( Earl Hebner ) was knocked
unconscious when Nash accidentally hit him in the corner. Ric Flair ( who was at ringside ) tryed to
get involved, but was summarily destroyed by Nash. The Big Kev hit the Power Bomb ( Oh Yeah! ) and
pinned Triple H. A new ref came out and made the three count, but Then the first ref woke up. He
disqualified Nash for hitting him in the corner. My problem with this was just before he was knocked out
by Nash, Triple H hit him on purpose. Triple H should have been disqulified, or The match should
have continued allowing Ric Flair to hit Nash with a chair or something. But, I suppose it dosen't
matter because either way Triple H would have retained the title.
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